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Saturday, October 20, 2007
Thunderbird!!!!

I am now a proud owner of the THUNDERBIRD!!!!



That pic was taken sa Guitar Center sa Manhattan.  Nope, di yan yung binili ko, I got a new, never been played one.  It has a darker finish too.  Sorry, my cp cam sux.   Try ko manghiram ng matinong cam para makita nyo ang kagandahan ng Thunderbird a.k.a "THE BADDEST BASS IN THE UNIVERSE!".



Friday, October 19, 2007
cab ride

Sa wakas, nakasakay na ako sa taxi dito sa New York.  My company sent me out to do some errands and since Im carrying some "valuable" stuffs, di nila ako pinayagan mag train dahil baka bumalik daw ako na empty handed.  Ok naman ang NY taxi pero dahil sanay ako sa pinoy taxi, medyo nanibago ako.  Oh, btw, astig yung pinuntahan ko, dito kasi ako pinapunta:


(thumbnail ito, click para lumaki)

Sa logo palang alam nyo na kung anong kumpanya yan.  Astig nga eh, It is a glass cube, housing a cylindrical elevator and a spiral staircase that leads into the subterranean techie paradise.

Ok, back to the topic.  Sa mga taxi rider sa pinas, eto ang10 things na mapapansin mo pag sumakay sa sa NY taxi:
  1. Di hamak na mas mabilis ang metro ng Taxi dito(buti nalang reimbursed fare ko)
  2. $11.70 ang bayad ko sa isang 1.79 miles, 22 mins trip. (1 way)
  3. Complicated kasi ang sistema ng bayaran. Eto: http://www.nyc.gov/html/tlc/html/passenger/taxicab_rate.shtml.
  4. Sa Pinas, mga budget friendly cars ang ginagawang taxi. Dito, exact opposite.
  5. Bawal umupo sa harap at may partition ang mga taxi dito.
  6. Nakasulat sa partition na "it is customary to give tips".
  7. Yung license at sandamukal na info about dun sa driver ay naka-display dun sa partition.
  8. Pwede magbayad gamit ang credit/debit card.
  9. May nakatutok sa iyo na camera para pag hinoldap mo yung driver, may evidence.
  10. May dedicated aircon para sa passenger at yung passenger mismo ang mag co-control nito.

Sunday, October 14, 2007
Elevator Action

During a nonstop elevator ride from the ground floor to the 25th floor, this question popped into my sick curious mind:

"Is it possible to have sex and reach orgasm while in a moving, operational , not stranded elevator  and be able to exit it without a trace of the carnal activity?"

Let's put this to the test!

Ok, Let's assume that our couple went to the Taipei 101, (tallest building in the world today) will enter the elevator at the 5th basement and will ride it all the way to the 101st floor.  Let's also assume that there will be no other people waiting to ride the elevator on the upper floors to interrupt them.  It's gonna be a straight ride to the top.

The Taipei 101 skyscraper has 101 floors and 5 basements.  The speed of the skyscraper's elevator is 37.5 mph.   According to my calculations, that elevator can sweep the entire 106 floors*. in just 46.64 seconds.  Now, is 46.64 seconds enough to achieve the goal?  Let's analyze this:

Most elevator nookie goes like this:
  1. Undressing while kissing and groping
  2. Coitus a.k.a "The Main Event"
  3. Dressing while fixing make-up, wiping off bodily fluids, etc.
If we will dedicate equal time to each phase, it will take our couple 15.55 seconds to complete each phase.  

Accoridng to a research**, the average time it takes a woman to achieve orgasm is 3.9 minutes, while the average man is 2.4 minutes.  That means this myth is busted!  Right?  Well, first, let's try a different scenario:

Ok, now let's  assume that this couple doesnt really want to reach climax but just want to have a quick snoo-snoo.   Since I can easily unbuckle, unbutton, unzip, and pull down my pants and undies within 5 seconds, for phase 1, we'll dedicate 5 seconds.  But wait, since phase one also includes kissing and groping (w/c can significantly reduce the speed of any activity) let's make it 8 seconds.  Now, we only have 38.64 seconds left to do phase 2 and 3.  Let's skip phase 2 for now and fast-forward to phase 3.  Now this is tough.  It's easy to undress but dressing up and fixing up with a hazy mind?  In reality, if you can managed to dress up and fix yourself(wiping, retouch, fixing hair, etc.) without showing any signs of a quickie in under 15 seconds, you're a pro.  Let's assume that our couple is a pro and managed to do all of that in just 15 seconds.  So:

Phase 1(8) + Phase 3(15) = 23 seconds.  46.64 - 23 = 23.64 seconds left to shag.

23.64?  I dunno, you decide if it's worth it.  Take the risk?

Let's get back to the question, "Is it possible to have sex and reach orgasm while in a moving, operational , not stranded elevator  and be able to exit it without a trace of the carnal activity?"

The verdict:

Reach orgasm?  IMHO, Hell no!  But, who knows?

Have subpar sex?  Plausible.


For me,  It all depends on the ability, talent, speed, and proficiency of the couple.  It also depends on the number of floors, speed of the elevator, and if there are other people waiting on the upper floors to ride the elevator and interrupting them.  It's not impossible...  Just near impossible.

I'm not discouraging you guys.  If you have the drive to try it, go for it! There's no harm in trying.

Notes:

* Im not sure if it's a straight elevator, meaning that it covers the whole building.  Most Skyscrapers have a complex elevator system that requires you to transfer elevators in order to reach the higher floors.

** from: http://www.pipeline.com/~dada3zen/average.htm

Friday, October 12, 2007
Natawa lang talaga ako.

While Im trying to combat boredom(web surfing. Slack mode. 50 mins to go before I transform into my "Weekend Rak Star Mode".), I stumbled upon this sentence:

"Anyone in 'Crue will fuck anything that walks."

After I read that, I was like "naknangpupu, ayos pagkakasabi ah!!  NYAHAHAHA"   RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!  Kudos to the one who came up with that!!!

*choking down a giggle.  mind over matter.  you're still in the office Brian!*


Eto malupit na typo

Common na ang mga typo sa mga websites pero eto ang pinaka malupit na nakita ko:


(Click to enlarge)

Updated na yang website na yan kaya wala na yung typo, buti nalang may screenshot.  Hehehe, souvenir.


(part 3) naaalala ko pa... ikaw?

Kababata ka ba ni Brian?  Kung "oo" ang sagot mo, Dapat alam mo ang mga ito:

*nasa karton pa yung chickenjoy

*yung jollibee champ, nasa styro pa

*Mahilig ka sa Flintstones Vitamins.

*nirerecord mo ang mga themesong ng anime sa cassette via mic na tinatapat sa speaker ng tv.

*minsan, full episodes nirerecord mo.

*alam mo yung kanta na "caronia, huh-HAH!".

*alam mo din yung dance step nito dahil lagi mo itong napapanood sa tropang trumpo.

*madalas ka magsabi ng "chicken!".

*natuwa ka nung nagsimula yung ABC 5 noong 1992 dahil marami cartoons dun.

*galit ka sa capcom dahil kailangan pa i-charge yung back para makapag sonic boom, psycho crusher, rolling attack, etc.

*"Flaming Torpedo" pa ang tawag mo sa "Psycho Crusher".

*akala mo dinosaur yung "thesaurus".

*mas uso pa oven toaster noon kesa sa microwave.

*akala mo nga ang oven toaster at microwave ay iisa.

*Isa ka sa mga nag-akala na si Goten ay anak ni Gohan.

*At akala mo tao ang mga Androids dahil hindi mo pa alam meaning ng Android.

*Akala mo ibang magka-ibang character si Goku at Super Saiyan Goku dahil magkaiba sila ng buhok.

*Same with the other Saiyans.

*ayaw mo maglaro sa pc dahil akala mo puro "educational games" ang nanduon. 

*fave channels mo ay 13, 9, at 5 dahil nandun halos lahat ang mga cartoons.

*meron pa "million dollar movies" noon pag sunday sa ABS-CBN.

*Matino pa palabas sa mga UHF channels noon

*Sikat ka pag nakakakuha ng UHF channels ang tv nyo.

*Super laki na ng TV ninyo pag 23" ito.

*Sa appliances noon, the bigger, the better.

*akala mo tatangkad ka dahil sa Star Margarine.

*Akala mo gagaling ka sa sports dahil sa Milo.

*Ganun din ang akala mo sa Ovaltine.

*Lagi mo nakikita yung ad ng Pagoda Beauty Soap.

*asar ka sa mortal kombat dahil kakaiba yung method ng pag-block.

*pero nagustuhan mo yung "uppercut concept" nun.

*saka yung "finisher"

*uso noon ang DWKC at KOOL 106.

*Buhay pa si Ernie Baron.

*nagisip ka ng todo para lang makagawa ng tanong na alam mo na hindi niya masasagot.

*nahilig ka sa baseball dahil sa Battle Ball.

*Nangolekta ka nung Ovaltine cards na puro robot ang naka-drawing.

*may game yung cards na yun.  di mo alam laruin pero ok lang.  Kinokolekta mo yun dahil manghang-mangha ka sa robot na naka drawing.

*nauso din yung pekeng marvel cards.

*adik mga yaya mo sa mara clara.

*yung likod ng notebook mo nung elem ay may multiplication table na hindi mo nman alam gamitin.

*"the rainbow network" ang tawag sa GMA 7 nun.

*"the big leap" naman yung ABC 5.

*puro laruan ang commercial pag pambata ang palabas.

*Meron ka collection ng pang tantsing. (1" tall na plastic figurines)

*yung pamato mo sa tantsing, nilalagyan mo ng bakal like nuts, bolts, screws, susi, batirya, etc. para bumigat.

*pag may di mapagkasunduan, dinadaan nyo ito sa bato, bato, pik!

*isa pang version nun ay yung jak en poy, hari hari hoy, sino matalo siyang unggoy!

*binubuhusan mo ng tinta ang sanitary napkin dahil ginagaya mo yung commercial.

*mahilig ka sa monterey chicken nuggets.

*uso noon yung golden crown butter compound.

*yung magazine noon ay halos doble ng size ng mga magazine ngayon.

*hindi pa glossy ang papel ng mga magazine noon.

*ang cellphone ay kasing laki pa ng brick.

*mahilig ka sa knick-knacks.

*mahilig ka din siyempre sa yan yan

Link to part 2


Thursday, October 11, 2007
Cramps

Nak ng jueteng!  Pinulikat ako kagabi!  Buwakangina, ang saket men!  It's a "Cramp from hell"  why?!  Because it hurts like helL!  Kaasar talaga, ginising ako ng madaling araw. Ayun, hirap ako tumakbo knina. 

Teka, oo, alam ko, magtatanong ka, Why run eh papasok lang naman ako sa opisina?  Because in NYC, if you dont run, people will outrun you.  Di ka na makakasakay, male-late ka.  Patayan dito, alam mo yung Milo marathon?  Ganun.  Kaya dito, even if you're wearing a suit, ok lang na mag sneakers.  Hehehe, imagine running ng naka dress shoes.

Eto, medyo bangag, napuyat eh..  sige, kain muna ako. 


Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Mt. Mutombo

Ngayon ko lang nalaman full name ng idol ko na si Dikembe Mutombo...

Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

Igsi noh?


Pinoy Transformers

Ano mas malupit?  Pinoy or American version?  You be the judge!

Thumbnails yan, click para lumaki.





Sunday, October 07, 2007
engrish at its finest...

Sa mga fans ni Hyde, wag nyo ako ipako sa krus, nais ko lamang ipamahagi itong napakagandang awitin na ito.  luma na ito eh, trip ko lang i-post dahil napagkwentuhan kanina.  *nagpipigil ng tawa, para isipin nyo na seryoso yung kanta na ipapamahagi ko*


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